Thursday, May 22, 2008

It's a relief to know...

...that the 15-year-olds, armed with their mad text messaging skills, are still not strong enough to take over the world. I went into the American Idol 15-hour finale figuring that David Archuleta would come out on top because there's no way the average adult can compete with the 500-letters-a-minute teeny-bopper crowd and their all-powerful crush on the 17-year-old crooner.

David Cook, thank you for showing us that there is hope. Thank you for showing us that there is still a chance in this world for conversations that don't begin with OMG and end with TTYL.
Furthermore, thank you for being a rocker.
I can't wait to buy your album.


I survived my first season as an American Idol fan. Hey, some things you just marry into.

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