More suspenseful than any game 7, the Air Guitar Championships are kicking off their U.S. Round tonight in Washington, D.C. All contestants are competing for a chance to show their gift at the World Championship in, where else could it possibly be, Finland.
Don't bother trying to rush home to set the DVR, this championship is not televised. Call the cable company, write to your congressman, and text message your mom. Something must be done to end the censorship of the next, great Olympic event.
And remember: Make air, not war.
1 comment:
lol...nice way to ease the conversation from theology...
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